Bacon Bouquets For Valentine’s Day

It’s Valentine’s Day! The mad dash for cards, chocolate, and flowers is underway. That being said…

  • Cards are nice, but they’re not sufficient by themselves.
  • Chocolate is tasty, but nothing’s worse than cheap candy.
  • Flowers are pretty, but they die. Sometimes a little too soon.

Just call me your “stupid cupid.” I have the solution:

BACON!!!


Bacon

(Click here to see their Facebook post…)

The fastest way to your partner’s heart is a Bacon Bouquet from Porkchop. Seriously! This thing will fly through the arteries with a bullseye right on the ticker 😉

$20 for six. $40 for dozen. Money well-spent!

CLICK HERE for the Porkchop website.

Oh, and you’re welcome.

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