Why Aren’t The Polar Bears At The Brookfield Zoo Hooking Up Yet?

Ever try and se up two friends that seem perfect for each other, but it doesn’t end up working out?

That’s kind of what’s happening at Brookfield Zoo.

Officials put two of their polar bears together with the express purpose of them getting together and creating a whole bunch of little polar bears.

Sort of like Tinder, but for polar bears.

There’s only one problem.

ABC 7 says that Hudson, the male isn’t stepping up for his manly duties!

I mean, what do you do to encourage polar bears to get it on?

Zoo officials though still think something will happen…eventually.

Polar bears aren’t endangered, but they’re on the list of vulnerable species. so that’s why officials are trying to create some new ones!

Maybe Nan, the female, just isn’t into younger guys.

She’s 22, while Hudson is just 10.

But if she is into him, does that mean this polar bear is actually a cougar?

 

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