CHICAGO (CBS) — Hey fella, are you “rugged?” A guy who gets “down and dirty?”
Of course you are.
You are a MAN! An American MAN!
Nordstrom Department Store knows how you feel, you manly, dirty man you. So for $425, you can own a pair of jeans with fake dirt.
Nordstrom says the “heavily distressed” PRPS Barracuda straight-legged jeans “embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty.”
Our response? “Ugh…”
See more photos of these terrible jeans at CBS Chicago.