BREAKING NEWS: Jay Cutler is BACK!
You would think at this point, the former Bears quarterback would be basking in the glow of all his millions on a beach somewhere in Rio, but nooooooooo.
Jay just took a gig as a commentator on Fox. He’ll call NFL games with Kevin Burkhardt and Charles Davis next season. Cutler replaces John Lynch who is now general manager for the San Francisco 49ers.
As vibrant and compelling as he was during interviews (yes – I’m joking), wouldn’t you just LOVE to see that first broadcast? How fitting that it’ll be a Bears game! Preseason week 3 against the Titans.
So, in conclusion, Jay Cutler will be NEAR the field, but not ON the field. I can live with that. How about you?