Hard to believe, but it really is the official number from the Chicago Police Department.
Rest easy, reader, the biggest threat to the Christmas presents you bought this year is off the streets! Yes, this is a real live press release from an actual Sheriff’s office…
Alec Baldwin was arrested this morning for allegedly riding his bike the wrong way down Fifth Avenue.
WARNING: Do not watch this video if you have high blood pressure, a heart condition, or can’t stand to see a disgusting human being abuse an innocent animal. At least police were able to track him down…
Paul Simon and his wife were arrested on disorderly conduct charges in Connecticut over the weekend.
It took over two months, but they finally found the woman in question, and authorities have charged her with animal cruelty, for abandoning the reptile at the airport.
Two people were arrested after a large brawl at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Lincoln Park yesterday. At least 30 people were involved!
Tom Guiry, who played the main character, “Smalls” (As in, “YOU’RE KILLIN’ ME, SMALLS!”) in 1993’s The Sandlot, has been arrested after drunkenly head-butting a police officer.
If you have gray hair, this is one K-Hits Newscast you’ll want to hear! Scientists say they’ve come up with a shampoo that replaces the enzymes in your hair. The lack of this particular enzyme is what makes your hair lose its color.
The daughter of Jon Bon Jovi has been hospitalized in New York following an alleged heroin overdose. Stephanie Bongiovi and a male companion were also issued citations and ordered to appear in court at a […]